Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Ear is the coldest part of our body

Have you heard of this before?

When your fingers got burned or you touches something hot you will put your fingers at your ear so that you wont feel so painful and get blister.

Is it true?

Who say one?

They say...

Monday, April 27, 2009

LEFT RIGHT BLINK

Hey people.

Heard of this before?

Sometimes when we are walking, talking, sitting, eating, working, shitting or thinking.

When your left eye blink, something bad will happen.
When your right eye blink, something good will happen.

Well if its the good one it might be kissing? Striking of TOTO and 4D?

Is it true?

Who say one?

They say...

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Shoes that makes your BF or GF run away

Ever heard of this? Don't ever buy shoes for your gf or bf, they might run away. You either take $1 back from them or you might just lose them. Don't know this came from who but couples out there if you want to stay together for as long as you lived, do take note of this !

Is it true?

Who say one?

They say...

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

SHAKE LEG = SHAKING WEALTH OFF

Have you heard of this?

When you are sitting down on a chair. DO NOT SHAKE YOUR LEG!!!
Or else you will shake your future wealth off.

Is it true?

Who say one?

THEY SAY...

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Wishing Stars


Seen shooting stars before? They look so nice and rare. Did you wish for big cars, lots of money or a nice girlfriend when u see them? If you wish for something when the shooting stars appear before your eyes, your wish will come true ! So do look out for more shooting stars now !!

Is it true?

Who say one?

They say...

After-A-Meal (Part 2)

If you can recall about the previous post we had about the After-A-Meal...

You have to walk around after a meal in order to allow the food to digest instead of sitting down and clogging all the food there and end up having a big tummy (so if that's really the case... does it mean that the bigger the tummy, the more food that is clogged up? The food would still be intact and original since its not digested? Not bad ah... maybe it would grow bigger after a few months also....)

Anyways, I heard that if you keep rubbing your tummy after a full meal, your stomach becomes larger too. Drinking beer is also another way to make it big.

For those who would like to have big tummies, here's our very own DO IT YOURSELF (DIY);

Step 1) Have a 10 course meal
Step 2) Order the different kinds of beer to accompany your food (strictly no other types of beverages allowed)

Step 3) When you're finished, keep rubbing your tummy in circular motions in clockwise motion for greater fortune.

*Note: Before you lift your hand up from your tummy, you must shout "HUAT AH!"

The best thing about this is you can to have a big tummy FOR FREE!

So everyone out there reading this, try these steps now and let us know if it works for real because I've only managed to hear from them.

How true is this?

"THEY" say one....

Saturday, April 18, 2009

WHITE HAIR

I guess many of us have white hair and especially as we are getting older. When you were young and you have white hair, people will ask you questions like "aiyo, you use your brain too much is it? how come so much white hair?"

When someone wants to help you pluck your white hair, some of us will ask them to go away and leave your white hair alone. Because you heard from PEOPLE that pluck one white hair will grow back 3 white hair. Does this sound familiar??

Where do you heard this from?

How true is it?

Who say one??

THEY SAY...

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Pimpleful or Beautiful...

Have you ever heard from your daddy or mummy saying that you need to finish every grain on your plate? Why is that so? They were saying that if you did not finish each and every grain, in future your spouse will look exactly how it is on your plate. Each grain is equivalent to one pimple. Oh gosh!! So, in future please finish up your food. After all are you sure it’s gonna happen?

Is it true?

Who say one?

They say...

AFTER-A-MEAL

Not sure if everybody heard of this before, that after your meal, you can't go to bed or shower straight. Or after a meal, you must walk around first, let the food to digest then you sit down.

Consequences of sleeping, showering or sitting down(slack/rest) after a meal?
--> BIG TUMMY

Is it true??

Who say one??

They say...

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

DRIVING LICENSE

Oh...

Is our Singapore Driving License an International License?

Do we have to convert when we are driving in other countries?

Many said that our Singapore Driving License is International License. We can drive when we are in other country. So no worries...

Is it true?

Who say one?

They say...

Monday, April 13, 2009

First Time Ang Bao Tradition

Some chiko-Pek that REGUlates at Geylang or even chinatown for "Special" massages or "treatments" would usually encourage more people to patronize the parlours or CONDOminiums....

Why?

Because..... when the place has more customers, they earn more income. Simple mathematics isn't it? (>customers = >income, if customers is <, else income = 0) :P

And when they earn more income, they are able to pay their "EMPLOYEES" more... when employees earns more, they're happy to be in the job. When they're happy, they offer better customer "SERVICE" by smiling more or etc... they use what we call the G.E.M.S (Going the Extra Mile Service).

Then because the economy is boosted, they offer incentives to newbies (the First-Timers). So what they do is they give them red packets aka ANG BAOs.

How true is it?

"THEY" say one....

- John

BELL

Have you noticed that small bell on some people’s motorcycle and wondered why it was there? You can find them on most of the Harley Davidson’s ridden by seasoned riders. It can be found low on the bike close to the road, which has some importance in itself. It’s more than just decoration-it has a specific function.

As we all know, life has many mysteries that have no apparent solutions. One of these is Evil Road Spirits. The legend is said to come from the orient where Evil Road Spirits plagued travelers with their mischief. Today, these little gremlins can attach themselves to your bike. They love to ride. They’re also responsible for most of your bike’s problems. Sometimes your turn signals refuse to work, or the battery goes dead, the clutch needs adjustment, or any of several hundred other things go wrong. Lose bolts and parts falling off the bike while on the road are just a few of the signs that you have an Evil Road Spirit.

It is said that Road Spirits can’t live in the presence of a bell. The legend has it that they get trapped in the hollow of the bell. Or that their hearing is supersensitive and the constant ringing of the bell and/or the confined space drives them insane. They lose their grip and eventually fall to the roadway. The legend has it that they have so much evil energy that when they fall to the roadway they cause potholes when they hit. This is evidence that the bell has served its purpose. In the orient these bells were placed on the lowest part of the cart so that when the Evil Spirit falls from the vehicle, it falls directly on the roadway, and cannot bounce and reattach itself to another part of the vehicle or someone else’s vehicle.

If you have picked up a bell of your own, the magic will work but only to a fraction of its ability. It is then essential that a friend or acquaintance give you a bell. The power of the bell is even more enhanced if a well-seasoned traveler gives it to you. In this way the power of the bell is doubled. Part of the power enhancement comes from the experience of the traveler that gives it to you. Some of the givers travel experience is transferred with the bell and provides additional security to your travels. It is said to have the effect of preventing rain or providing excellent road conditions. That is why a more experienced traveler giving you a bell, has more power than a less experience friend or traveling companion. But whether from an experienced traveler, or just a buddy, friend, or acquaintance, it is agreed, that having a bell is a must for any traveler.

So, if you have a friend that doesn’t have a bell, why not be the person to give them one? It’s a nice feeling for the recipient to know you personally cared. And when you do, pass along the Legend Of The Bell. In this way they will understand it’s importance, and will pass the good fortune and safe travels to others.

Is it true?

Who say one?

They say...

Super underwear

One of the thing i learn from army was that
if you are lost in a jungle or forest
and no matter what you do
you just can't find your way out
Do not panic
Simply remove your underwear
and wear it over your head
and you will find your way out in no time

Is it true?

Who say one?

They say...

Eat if you dare

Legend has it that if you consume beef or mutton when you are pregant
your child will bound to have lots of hair on your :
-chest
-stomach
-back
-limbs
Just like our friend, Meng Siong

Is it true?

Who say one?

They say...

Point at your own risks

I believe many of you heard this from your mami before
"Ah Boy/Girl don't point at the moon arhx!
If you point,the moon will cut your ear!!"


Is it true?

Who say one?

They say...

Sunday, April 12, 2009

No More Drunkard???

Some says that you are able to hold your liquor better if you eat a cube of butter before you start drinking...
Are you sure you are going to do that? Just imagine you swallow down a piece of butter, yuck, it tastes so bad. I rather be drunk..
After all are you sure it's gonna work??


Is it true?


Who say one?


They say...

Saturday, April 11, 2009

New Shoes that Bite !?

Some say that when you buy a new pair of shoes, you have to bite the them first before they "bite" you and create nasty blisters on your feet.

So how many of you out there have been biting your new shoes because of what "THEY" say?

How does a new pair of shoe taste like?? Any flavours??

Bottomline is....

How true is it exactly?

Who say one?

"THEY" say..... :)

-John

SUAY 10 YEARS

When you are walking across blocks, do not walk under any undergarments that are hanging out from the blocks. You will suay 10 years or more, so do look out for these undergarments when you are walking if you want to be lucky

Is it true?

Who say one?

They say...

Friday, April 10, 2009

Naughty blood

Please do not go to bed immediately after a strenous exercise which involves using your leg like competitive running, a game of basketball etc. The blood actually flows to your legs if u dont realise it and when you sleep immediately, the blood flows all the way to your head and you will get a serious headache after that..

Is it true?

Who say one?

They say...

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Save your sperms !!

Do not put handphones in your pocket, it might kill all your sperms due to the high radiation emitting out from your phones ! Beware, if you want to save your sperms!

Is it true?

Who say one?

They say...

People who commit suicide must be handcuffed?

Is it true that if you commit suicide, the police will come and handcuff you, no matter you are dead or alive????

ZOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO SAY ONE???!!!

If that is the case then I don't want to kill myself, because I really don't want to be handcuffed by the policeman!!!!

OR ALTERNATIVELY if I really want to kill myself, I must try my best to make it in such a way that its an accident by a few methods i thought of

1. Trip over my own leg like Christiano Ronaldo and fall down onto the tracks when the MRT is coming into the station.

2. Pretend to drop my slippers while crossing CTE then run back in the middle of the road and kena langa by lorry, followed by bus, followed by motorcycle, followed by car and yah I think you got my point.

3. Purposely leave a chair near the window on the 77th floor of UOB plaza, hold a cloth in my hand,then jump down with 2 bottles of Mama Lemon cleaning solution strapped to my belt so Mr Policeman will think that I fell while cleaning the window, YAY!

THE ABOVE 3 METHODS ALLOWS ME TO KILL 3 BIRDS WITH 1 STONE BECAUSE

1. THE POLICEMAN WON'T HANDCUFF ME, YAY!!!
2. MY MOM CAN CLAIM INSURANCE OF $500 000 AFTER I DIE.
3. AT THE END OF THE DAY, I REALLY DIE, WHICH IS WHAT I WANT AIN'T IT?

The answer is NO, YOU WILL NOT BE HANDCUFFED AFTER YOU KILL YOURSELF.

After serving 2 years in the Police Force during my national service days, I've seen 4 cases of suicide where the person is GG, or good gamed, or mati, or dead, or ki chia (explained in different languages for the benefit of the mass readers here) and non of them were handcuffed because

1. 1st and 3rd deceased superwomaned down from 10 storeys and broke almost every bone, with blood and intestines all over the place, so if I had handcuffed them, the handcuff on their wrists will be held in place by their skin cause the bones are broken!

2. 2nd deceased hung himself in his room and by the time someone realised he was missing, it was 5 days later and the body was so badly decomposed, the skin fell off, the hair fell off, and the smell was so bad that I need to throw my uniform away after that. Can you imagine me throwing the handcuff away cause of the smell and skin that is on it???!!!!!

3. 4th deceased jumped down the MRT track and kena langa by the MRT until like KFC, one piece here, one piece there, and some pieces become like ba chor (minced meat), so i didn't know where to cuff!


Attempted suicide, under section 309 chapter 224 of the Penal Code, states that it is an offence to attempt to take away your own life, so you will be handcuffed as you are unstable and may be a threat to yourself and others around. However, whats the point of you being handcuffed if you already die? Must we jail you in changi dead people prison if you die? No point right?

People who die from suspected suicide will have their body sent to the coroner as soon as possible to determine the cause of death and if any foul play is involved. Ain't that a super fact that everyone should know???

But at the end of the day, most people still choose to believe that you will be handcuffed by the Police when you die after commiting suicide, even if I tell them the fact. Why don't they believe me???!!! Who can say until WU LENG WU HOR (got dragon got tiger) until nobody believe me???!!!!

THEY SAY LOR!

Quan

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

21 MUST ENTER NS???

Is it true that all Singaporean men have to enter NS by the age of 21?

What about those who graduated from ITE will a GPA of 3.7 and above? Are they allow to defer their enlistment and continue their studies even thought they are already 21 years old.

I heard from soneone that he actually enrol himself to NYP for further studies because he told the CMPB officer he got 3.7 GPA. Therefore the officer said his case is a special case because of his 3.7 GPA.

Well... Is it because of high GPA and you will get to defer or is it because he knows how to carry a CANON BALL?

Is it true?

Who say one?

THEY SAY...

THE TOILET BREAK


On the 27th Feb 2008, this guy escaped from the detention center.The search for him has been described as the largest manhunt ever launched in Singapore. Till now, he is nowhere to be found.
There have been a lot of stories regarding his whereabouts.
For example...
Story #1:
He is already dead even before he managed to escaped from the detention center.
Story #2:
He is no longer in Singapore.
Story # XXX
????
I believe all of us have heard many tales of this man and how he escaped etc.. but which of there are true?? And where/ when can we find the truth?
Who did we hear these stories from??
Is it true?
Who say one?
They say...

A GAME OF BALL

Yesterday all of us went down to The Cage to have a game of soccer. We have one "kuku" player that kicked the ball so hard and fast, that it went straight onto the opponent's little brother.

Suddenly, someone straight away say that he must stand up and jump!!

Some of us heard that when you got a hit on your private part, you must jump. What's the rationale, i guess nobody knows..

It is true?

Who say one??

They say...

NO MORE BRACES!!!

Have you ever heard of this?

Someone said this...


When your teeth dropped. You should take it and throw upwards and allow it to drop downwards in a straight manner so that your new teeth will grow accordingly.


Is it true?

Who say one?

THEY SAY...

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Unlike Poles Attract?

You may have realised that in this world today...

We see many times that Chiobu s (Pretty girls for the benefit of "Kantangs" that may be reading this as well) attached to Jiao Bins "Bird Face, and Yandao s (Gorgeoous looking guys) with POPOPOkerface (as mentioned by ladyGaga)...

What is going on?

"THEY" say its because Unlike poles attract ! That's why!

If Good Looking (+) Guy and Good Looking (+) Girl comes together... then it becomes a Negative(-) ....

But if Good Looking Guy/Girl (+) and not-so-good looking person comes together... it remains a (+) !

Who says?

"THEY" said it ....

SKIPPING ROPE MAKES YOU GROW TALLER?

This has been around for many many years.

If you wanna grow taller, you should keep practising using a skipping rope to jump everyday. Eventually you will grow taller when time passed by. Now look at the previous post.

Sleeping early helps you to grow too. When you skip everyday, you will be tired. When you are tired eventually you will sleep early. So which causes you to grow? Sleep or Skip?

Is it true?

Who say one?

THEY SAY...

Yao Ming must have skipped through his whole life therefore he his 2.26m

SLEEPING AFFECTS GROWTH?

People always say that you have to sleep early in order to grow taller... Best time to sleep before 11am. Your body will grow at 2am. It takes at least 3 hours to process. The best time to wake up is 6am so that you will not feel sleepy. Thats when your sleep cycle stop.

Is it true?

Who say one?

THEY SAY...

BABIES MAKING BUBBLES WITH THEIR SALIVA MEANS WILL RAIN?

Some people, i guess mainly the older generation thinks that, when they see a baby and the baby is making bubbles with their saliva, the chances are, it is going to rain later.

What does the saliva of the baby gotta do with the rain? Is there really a link? How reliable is this?

Is it true?

Who say one?

THEY SAY...

PUBLIC HOLIDAY WHEN AH KONG PASS AWAY?

OUR Ah Kong is a very noble man. He is known by many and respect by all. However, age is catching up and one day, that very one day will come and he has to go.

Many of us somehow got the message/ information that once he is gone, there is going to be public holiday or even 3 days of public holidays.

Is it true??

Who say one??

THEY SAY...

DURIAN AND BEER CANNOT BE TOGETHER?

Somebody once said that...

If you are eating durian, you CANNOT drink BEER!

Why?

Because beer harden the food in your stomach and durian are sticky fruit. It can cause your stomach to be harden with durian which is very dangerous...

Is it true?

Who say one?

THEY SAY...

RED CLOUDS AT NIGHT MEANS??

Sometimes when you look out of the window in the middle of the night and you see red clouds, and you will wonder what it means.
There have been many sayings about red clouds at night means it will rain the next day..

Who said this??

They say one...

DOG WILL DIE AFTER EATING CHOCOLATE?

Someone told me that dogs cannot eat chocolate.

'Quite a lot of people say that dogs will die with chocolates haha i don't dare to experiment with my dog'

Is it true?

Who say one?

THEY SAY...